Rules of Ninja Hood

   Rules  Of Ninja Hood:
1. BE SILENT AS A VERY SILENT WIND THAT MAKES ZILCHO SOUND.
2. Same as above.
3. Same as above, and above.
4. Same as above, above and above.
5. If you get caught, DON'T rat on your fellow Ninja people, and if possible, create a diversion, so that your ninja dudes can escape.
6. THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THE Ninja Hood BRIGADE IS TO 'SNEAK' MIDNIGHT SNACKS, NAMELY MILO AND FANCY TUNA.
7. No using Ninja skills for stupidness reasons like:
* Sneaking contests
* Eating guacamole
* Killing a tuna
8. Eating desu guacamole and non fancy tuna are prohibited.
9. Write 'desu' at the end of EVERY sentence desu.
10. A good ninja must always carry over 56¥ in loose change, which must not be jingly jangly coins desu.
11. Confucius says: Eat fancy tuna desu.
12. But: Confucius does not say eat piggy wiggys ears desu.
13. Chocolate ¥ is not a currency desu.
14. Regarding Rule No. 12, unless you are in Choccy Woccy Land of Choco-Latté desu.
15. One more thing from Confucius: Tis' a very silly serious list indeed desu.
16. Blahdie, blahdie, blah desu.
17. Ouran High School Host Club is a very important thing in life desu. (like chocolate-Salt potato chips, or a big bag of salt desu.)
18. Pokémon are not animals, they are from the land of bunny-wunny ears, on Planet Zoot desu.
19. Baka are not people desu.
20. (They are idiotic aliens desu)
21. Chief Wiggum is not a deity nor Homer or Bart desu.
22. Yourafaceisadummy is Italian for Ninja Hood Gang desu.
23. Anyone who stands in your way is a wagyu beef steak desu.
24. You must be able to sing at least one Japanese song desu.
25. Japan is a city in Australia desu.
26. No wearing long skirts desu.
27. Angelina Jolie is not a action figurine desu.
28. You must have a karaoke dance party every so often desu.
29. You must say ahomunculus instead of agreed desu.
30. Agreed desu. Actually ahomunculus desu.
31. You're allowed to be bubbly like an aero bar desu.
32. You must love mint desu.
33. One must not have haptophobia desu.
34. You are not meant to stuff toilet paper in a bread roll desu.
35. Bread is not a condiment desu.
36. Sugar is a staple in your bleeding finger, and in your diet desu.
37. Down town is not a city or a cats name desu.
38. Cats are your diety desu.
39. Chocolate is a bar of golden: brown colored rock desu.
40. Movies are your sensei desu.
41. This is no longer a rules list it is The List desu.
42. Hunny is extremely cute, aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww desu.
43. Chocolate is a yuuuuuuuuummmy vegie desu.
44. Hunny = kawaii desu desu.
45. You mustn't hate pie desu.
46. Sugar is your friend desu.
47. Soppy movies suck desu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48. Except a select few desu.
49. Naruto is your hokage desu.
50.  Subtitles  are banned desu.
51. Except in animes with only English subs desu.
52. You're not allowed to poke Natsu-chan  in the eye desu.
53. Or anyone else for that matter desu.
54. Pie is not a drink desu.
55. Except when it's liquid pie desu.
56. The movie is obviously fake desu.
57. Running on the roof is a gift desu.
58. Playing tennis and ping pong with a grenade is fun desu.
59. How many times can you say desu desu.
60. Blank space desu.
61. Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu Rocks desu.
62. Joining the Akatsuki (the highest, evil and strongest clan desu) is a privilege desu.
63. Suigintou = freaky and cool desu desu.
64. Kukki ga daisuki desu desu (I love cookies desu).
65. ribon.shueisha.co.jp is the best manga site ever desu.
66. Chicken is a beverage desu…. Not a solid food desu.
67. Sisters are irritating desu.
67a. Don't I know it desu.
68. A random handshake desu.
69. Hinata is the best female Naruto character ever desu.
70. Microsoft Word is retarded desu.
71. Lalalalala desu.
72. You must eat pocky and think its yummy desu.
73. POCKYYYYYYYYYY desu.
74. Po Pi Po Pi Po Pi Po… desu.
75. Kayley has a new rule desu.
76. I am your leader desu!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Quote Kayley desu)
77. Kawaii imouto says HAHAHAHAHAAAAA TORA YOU'RE AN IDIOT desu.
78. MAROYAKAYA YASAI JUCE FUWA FUWA YASAI JUICE ICHIBAN OSUSOME NANO WA DESU desu.
79. Kage Bunshin no jutsu desu (Shadow Clone Jutsu desu).
80. Henge no  jutsu desu (Transformation jutsu desu desu)
81. Suiseiseki rocks desu.
82. Doki doki doki doki desu.
83. You will die desu.
84. But we won't desu.
85. Avatar movie thing sucks desu.
86. Lemons wa oishi desu desu. (Lemons are delicious desu)
87. Aisukurimu ga daisuki desu desu.(I love ice cream desu)
88. Chooooooooooooooooooooooooocooollatttteeee DESSSSUUUUUUU
89. Natsumitakahashi.deviantart.com desu
90. Arisu wa KAWAIIIII DESU desu.
91. One must take off their bra ninja style desu.
92. Sou-ten quote: "Im not a BOY im a GIRL!!!!!" desu
93. Kayley chan is good at massages desu
94. We almost have 100 items on THE LIST desu.
95. Arisu chan is heavy desu.
96. Rozen Maiden rox desu.
97. Kayley chan cant draw desu.
98. DESU DESU.
99. Niynteynynnnn rules desu.
100. Official goodbye is Bye Miis desu with as may i's as possible desu.

BYE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS DESU!!!!!!!